Saturday, April 25, 2009

Mexican Outbreak has the Limemonkey Scared

I'm really worried about this Mexican "Pig-Flu" thing.

As a certifiable germaphobe, I'm really worried about tiny little microbes killing me/making me sick. Sometimes, when I think about the life I've lead and the way I am...and compare that to the film THE AVIATOR, I'm glad I don't have access to billions of dollars. Because if I did, I'm sure I'd be acting even stranger than I do know.

Anyway, there's this really scary video on the web that tells all about this biological terror...according to the video there's been a few cases in Kansas and NYC.

I'm really scared. Watch this video, and if your not scared...then you need to get your head examined.

Fuck all of you. I'm tired of being a dancing "monkey." Go get your jollies elsewhere.


Brittany said...

Ugh...I told myself that I would only read one article about this situation and of course I read the one that's all, "This is going to be a pandemic, millions will DIE!" That was it for me.

You know, if you did have billions of dollars you could build your own swine flu proof chamber and not die like the rest of us...

Jason said...

Yes, but did you watch the video? It's REALLY scary (and informative).