Friday, February 27, 2009

Say What?

I think I may have damaged my hearing last weekend. Specifically on the ride back home to St. Louis. I have this tendency to listen to really loud music, and like Pete Townshend--it may be The Who's fault I am deaf.

Either that, or this listless/groggy/crappy feeling I've been living with the past few days is the onset of a cold (which could explain the weird feeling in my ear).

But, like my job situation we have a new taboo topic here at the Limemonkey ranch--my health. I can't talk about how I feel in any regard without my wife bringing up the dreaded "D" word. Look, I'm not afraid of them, I just would rather a flogging at the hands of Satan himself. Just thinking about a "D"-office makes me want to hurl. Everything is so fucking white and sterile. I just can't make myself go (and neither can you Leah). I plan on avoiding them forever (or until I die of an early preventable and/or cureable disease).

This blog post is going to get me in trouble.

7 comments:

Brenda said...

No one can make you someone go to the doctor that doesn't want to go. Even when they really need to go. You're probably just fine anyway. Plus if you go see a doctor they are bound to find something wrong with you. Its their job right? Regardless, no one can make someone go to a doctor, e.g. David Gossage. Yeah, I can't understand why Leah would want you to go.

Brenda said...

One more thing to add..... You won't go to a doctor's office but go to 6300 St. Louis Ave 5 days a week? You're probably right an early, preventable and/or curable disease.

Jason said...

I think your Dad is right, I suffer from mental illness.

Jimu said...

I'd go with you if you needed a doctor's buddy...

I will be looking at a magazine though when you are turning your head and coughing...

besides, having a physical is actually liberating, (when it comes back negative)

Jason said...

I have NEVER had a physical. I've only had one doctor touch my nuts...and that was one touch too many.

Lrgblueeyes said...

I just care, is that so bad

Jason said...

To quote The Shins:

"caring is creepy"