So after my "pre-employment orientation" (which I attending a month after I got the job), I came home and hung out with Leah until her interviews (she had two today). Once she was gone, I got out the guitar and starting trying to figure it out. I've never mastered an instrument before, but I guess there's always a first time for everything.
Boy...there is a long road ahead.
Exhibit A: Me trying to play the opening riff to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water" (which is the traditional "first lick" all kids learn)