Magician

Well kiddies, it seems your old pal Jason is nothing but a really good actor, a charlton, a stooge, and a scoundrel. Did we learn anything this week that we didn't already know? No, not really. I'm an oversexed, zelous, hypocrite...who lusts for more than gold (if ya get my drift). It's a low down, dirty shame. It's a goddam crime. The crime of the century. The only thing I can say for the moment is that I don't have a single regret. I can't , or won't admit to making a mistake because I can't do something against my nature. Sorry kiddies, but uncle Jason can't say "fuck up" without laughing.

I pray to God there is a hell. And I pray to God I go there...soon.